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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Trevor: Thats a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green.Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home. | | | |
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