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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals. | | | |
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