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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, its part of my homework. If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left. | | | |
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