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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other.I come from a one-parent family, said one little girl proudly.Thats nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family ! | | | |
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