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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 33 | | | | Joke: | Two girls were talking in the corridor. That boy over there is getting on my nerves, said Clarrie.But hes not even looking at you, replied Clara.Thats whats getting on my nerves, retorted Clarrie. | | | |
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