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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldnt afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video.Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ? asked his father suspiciously.Its OK, Dad, replied John, Ive traded the TV in for it. | | | |
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