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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | Mum, yelled Johnny from the kitchen, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?Yes dear, what about it ?Well your worries are over. | | | |
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