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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Eddies father called up to him, Eddie, if you dont stop playing that trumpet I think Ill go crazy!Eddy replied, I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago. | | | |
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