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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father, thats quite enough of that! Now say youre sorry.OK, said Dick. Jane, Im sorry youre stupid. | | | |
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