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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben asked.Theyre knot holes, said his dad.What are they, then, if theyre not holes ? asked Ben. | | | |
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