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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Why are you crying, Ted ? asked his mum.Because my new sneakers hurt.Thats because you have put them on the wrong feet.But they are the only feet I have. | | | |
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