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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Mum: Havent you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. Its really hard to get the salt through all those little holes ! | | | |
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