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| | Category: | Accountant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 83 | | | | Joke: | A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." | | | |
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