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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices.Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, dont you know its three oclock in the morning!" | | | |
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