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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball."Is this yours" he asked"Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys"No" replied the minister"Then its mine !" | | | |
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