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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? Were looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......Really ? said the boy. Whatre his ears called ? | | | |
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