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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cats tail.Hey you! he shouted, dont pull the cats tail !Im not pulling ! replied the little boy. Im only holding on - the cats pulling ! | | | |
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