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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 39 | | | | Joke: | "What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!" | | | |
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