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Category:	Cat jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	31

Joke:	A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," repliedthe cat. "Well have that stain licked in a minute!"

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