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| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more | |
| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more | |
| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more |
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