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| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more | |
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| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more | |
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| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more | |
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| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more | |
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| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more | |
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| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more | |
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| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more | |
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| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !... more | |
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| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more | |
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| Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !... more |
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