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| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.... more | |
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| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more | |
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| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more | |
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| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more | |
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| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more | |
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| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more | |
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| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more | |
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| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "youve lost yo... more |
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