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| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more | |
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| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more | |
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| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more | |
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| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre bigger than ever and they last a lifetime! Later I learned he was talking about the payments.... more | |
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| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more | |
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| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns dont kill people. I do."... more | |
| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.... more | |
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| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returne... more | |
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| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approachin... more | |
| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out thewindow and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately leaned out his window and replied,"Moron!" They c... more |
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