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| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more | |
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| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more | |
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| Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.... more | |
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| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more | |
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| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "youve lost yo... more | |
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| Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more | |
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| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more | |
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| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more | |
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| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!... more | |
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| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more |
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