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| | Category: | Car and train jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its no good you talking to me, young man, Im stone deaf ! | | | |
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