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| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more | |
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| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more | |
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| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more | |
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| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more | |
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| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approachin... more | |
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| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more | |
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| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more | |
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| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more | |
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| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more | |
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| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more |
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