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| | Category: | Car and train jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose youre right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where hed gone." | | | |
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