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| | Category: | Car and train jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin mate ! | | | |
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