| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns dont kill people. I do."... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Wil... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarjis co... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut you... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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