The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Car and train jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	15

Joke:	Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Car And Train Jokes:

1.	Category: Car and train jokes
	A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines."Dont know," the woman said.He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he... more
2.	Category: Car and train jokes
	Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.... more
3.	Category: Car and train jokes
	Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
4.	Category: Car and train jokes
	Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
5.	Category: Car and train jokes
	Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
6.	Category: Car and train jokes
	A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitchhikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i t... more
7.	Category: Car and train jokes
	Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.... more
8.	Category: Car and train jokes
	What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
9.	Category: Car and train jokes
	Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
10.	Category: Car and train jokes
	Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.... more