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| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more | |
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| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more | |
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| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more | |
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| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red.The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at... more | |
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| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more | |
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| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more | |
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| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more | |
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| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more | |
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| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?""Where are you... more | |
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| While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113."They got out and measured their rig, which was 124.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around... more |
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