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| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.""What do you mean its illegal?" asked the Englishmen."Quattro means four,"... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40!" the driver protested."Not according to my radar," the trooper said."Yes, I was!" the man shouted back."No you werent!... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. Oh, Gladys, said her friend, youve los... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and e... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculous."WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You dont even know what a carburettor is. Ill check... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines."Dont know," the woman said.He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late for an appointment, and if I dont park here Ill lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." When he came back he found a par... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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