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| | Category: | Car and train jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out thewindow and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately leaned out his window and replied,"Moron!" They continue on their way and as the man rounded thenext corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of theroad. | | | |
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