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Category:	Car and train jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou see the arrow, buddy?" he asked."An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didnt even see theIndians

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