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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 45 | | | | Joke: | "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man." - Jay Leno | | | |
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