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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 41 | | | | Joke: | A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him." | | | |
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