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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says."Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." | | | |
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