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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 79 | | | | Joke: | A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you.""Oh, great," he said, "What is it?""Its called the door!" | | | |
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