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| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre wearing it out.... more | |
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face.""Tell him youve already got one," said his father.... more | |
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more | |
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| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more | |
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| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more | |
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| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more | |
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| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimist.... more | |
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| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces dont like them being pulled.... more | |
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| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more | |
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| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more |
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