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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 57 | | | | Joke: | A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, sohe asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much wouldyou take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings." | | | |
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