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| | Category: | Cannibal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but Im tired of getting stuck for drinks!" | | | |
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