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Category:	Cannibal jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You cant eat me ? Im the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon youll be a manager in chief."

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