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| First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.... more | |
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| When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibals pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, Whats this flier doing in my soup?... more | |
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| First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?... more | |
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| Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I dont like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."... more | |
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| What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!... more | |
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| What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!... more | |
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| Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possib... more | |
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| Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more | |
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| What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!... more | |
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| Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldnt stop eating swedes.... more |
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