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| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more | |
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more | |
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| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam said.... more | |
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| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more | |
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more | |
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| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick up my birthday cake !... more | |
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| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more | |
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| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more | |
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| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more | |
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| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.... more |
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