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Category:	Bus jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.

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