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| | Category: | Bus jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the mans supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall. | | | |
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