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| | Category: | Brother and sister jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and wheres your little brother ?Young Monster: Hee, hee ! Hes my half-brother now! | | | |
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