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| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know."So she when in the car and rumaged throu... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.At halftime she was called down to answer questions to seeif she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11?She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?A: Shes the one on her bike.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?A: Some traffic signs say stop.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.So she began to write a not... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.... more |
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