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| A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighb... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because theyre simple, easy and they taste good.... more |
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