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| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldnt figure out who the other mother was.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the ladys 78-yearold daughter... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?A. An interpreter.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether shes a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "Shes a suicide blonde."The other said, "Suicide blonde? Whats that?"... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DONT WALK".... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What is eternity?A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Anoth... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Whats the Blondes cheer?A: " Im blonde, Im blonde, Im B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. Im blonde, Im blonde, yea yea yea..."... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?A: Theyre too hard to peel.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.... more |
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